"It’s like Speed 2, only with a bus instead of a boat!"
— Milhouse Van Houten (The Simpsons, 12x16. Bye Bye Nerdie)
"It’s just like David and Goliath, only this time David won."
— Homer Simpson (The Simpsons, 9x22. Trash of the Titans)
"He’s a klutz, Mrs Landingham. Your president’s a geek."
— Leo McGarry (The West Wing, 1x01. Pilot)
"Her overwhelming losses leave her determined to make her life mean something. Although her ethical battles may seem extreme at times, for Cameron they are comforting. If she is ‘doing the right thing’ at her own expense, perhaps she can establish her purpose in this life."
"I didn’t realize we were really good friends. I figured we were more like Phoebe and Chandler. They never really had stories together."
— Abed (Community, 1x04. Social Psychology)
"She’s [Chyler Leigh] so glowy. And she’s so pregnant glowy, too. I went up to her and I was like, “You’re literally the prettiest person I’ve ever seen in the history of my life.” With that purple dress and her glowy glowy beautifulness."
— Krista Vernoff,
Official Grey’s Anatomy Podcast: No Good at Saying Sorry (One More Chance) (via
comfypants)
"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you’re lifting three times your body weight. It’s violent, it’s ugly and it’s messy, and if God hadn’t made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago."
"You know “Treasure of the Sierra Madre” but you don’t know Charlize Theron? You know who you are? You’re my grandmother."
"But she’s [Lexie] exquisite. And it’s not just the sex, we talked for hours. And laughed."
